Where did i put my AK-47 ?
	Last moment for making up
	PLF RPM HowTo: keep your hood on whatever happens
	PLF central comitee advices revolutionnary press reading
	Some infamous rumors pretend we would be related in some ways with Mandrake Linux
	No compromission with this evil distribution !
	All power to the packagers !
	The hostage
	We won't free Warly until hot-babe returns to contrib
	and cowsay is switched to main
	If our legitimate requirements are not satisfied, we will force him to listen RMS singing the FSF song
	We've found the lyrics here, it's really evil !
	this ultimatum was issued at `date | banner`